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The best asks, ever.

  • 1:

    What eye color do you find sexiest? Green

  • 2:

    White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? Milk

  • 3:

    If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? Distance makes the heart grow fonder

  • 4:

    Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? small and yes

  • 5:

    Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) My meme

  • 6:

    What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? strawberry

  • 7:

    Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? Getting called to the nurse because my brother had bruises from a shelf

  • 8:

    Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? gym class

  • 9:

    Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? A group of girls walking down the hallway stopping to ask me if I was pregnant

  • 10:

    Pirates or ninjas? Why? pirates because of sexy clothes

  • 11:

    Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? ahhaahahaha

  • 12:

    Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? yes and yes

  • 13:

    If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? box jellyfish

  • 14:

    What's your most favorite part of your body?uh....

  • 15:

    What's your most favorite part of your personality? uh....

  • 16:

    Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? who cares?

  • 17:

    Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? no

  • 18:

    Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? no

  • 19:

    What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life? fried mac n cheese

  • 20:

    Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? grew up with butter but I prefer margarine

  • 21:

    Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) 1%

  • 22:

    Which continents have you been on? europe and n. america

  • 23:

    Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? yes and no. thankfully

  • 24:

    Backpacks or satchels? wtf is a satchel?

  • 25:

    Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? nope

  • 26:

    What was your favorite cartoon growing up? rugrats, pokemon, ect.

  • 27:

    If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? cow because then I can have a horse barn. (plus one cow lol)

  • 28:

    If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? las vegas

  • 29:

    Longest plane ride you've ever been on? to london

  • 30:

    The latest you've ever slept? oh god. idek

  • 31:

    Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? no and no

  • 32:

    Do you pick at scabs? horrid habit

  • 33:

    Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? green lol

  • 34:

    How far can you throw a baseball? not far.

  • 35:

    If you had to move to another country, where would you move? Italy

  • 36:

    Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? nope

  • 37:

    Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? public university because there are larger classroom sizes and more major options

  • 38:

    A relationship with love or one with sex? love

  • 39:

    Do you eat enough vegetables? no

  • 40:

    Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? no to both

  • 41:

    Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? lmao

  • 42:

    Do you swear in front of your parents? yep

  • 43:

    Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween? uh... hooker?

  • 44:

    If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? yes to many different colors

  • 45:

    Do you want to get married? Have kids? definitely and no

  • 46:

    Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. nope

  • 47:

    City or nature person? nature

  • 48:

    Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) once but it was just an attempt to hide a hickey

  • 49:

    Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy? yes

  • 50:

    Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

nocommiesnosocsnodems: foreigndreamsandsmallscreens: fain-would-i-climb: talkstraight: A little something for you anti-gun fraidy cats to wet yourselves over. I especially love the earmuffs. That’s good she’s getting started young! If this girl keeps this up, Her chances of being raped will drop significantly Her chances of being robbed will drop significantly Her chances of being kidnapped will drop significantly Her chances of being stabbed or shot will drop significantly Her chances of finding a real man to marry her will go up 100%(Or real woman..)
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nocommiesnosocsnodems:

foreigndreamsandsmallscreens:

fain-would-i-climb:

talkstraight:

A little something for you anti-gun fraidy cats to wet yourselves over.

I especially love the earmuffs.

That’s good she’s getting started young!

If this girl keeps this up,

  • Her chances of being raped will drop significantly
  • Her chances of being robbed will drop significantly
  • Her chances of being kidnapped will drop significantly
  • Her chances of being stabbed or shot will drop significantly
  • Her chances of finding a real man to marry her will go up 100%
    (Or real woman..)
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